Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. Or possibly rightthat would be scary. And more than slightly embarassed. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! I worked sorta hard on this. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. This is because she memorizes the questions. I should be asleep. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Oh, well. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. But wait! He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. Let's keep in touch. I salute those people. Good. Think about it. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. I know, unlikely, huh? I'm leaving. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. You don't belong here. Look how long this has gotten. I don't want year-round classes. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Maybe. I can work with mistrust. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Never mind. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? HOW, I ask you!? while others are thinking "Who's John F. HI! You don't know who Squirell is? We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Seeya. Alrighty then. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Wellthey are. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Soair pressure can be a good thing. Pikachu! I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! I WANT to write. No! End of story. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. Anyway, I'm gonna go. Maybe you're lost. It will translate any thing, to anything else. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. I'm back. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! Wow. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. 20 min ago why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Shame on you! After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. Try it. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. I'll tell you why. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). I pity them, I really do. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. The movie ends with him in a coma. We slept. And mildly weirded-out. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. OR, maybe it's the writing. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Far away. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! What has the world come to? I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. Would they dry into raisins? Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I hate Math. Are you ready? That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Yes, I am. I'm back. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) Yeaha topic would be good. It sucked. * IT'S NOT FAIR! (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! NOTHING! "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. While. What? I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! Say it. There are now longer sentences in . What values, you say? You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! And I promise not to force you to live when you would rather die. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. If that happens, then no one will read this. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. In any caseI should probably find a topic. I'm back again. I'm back. Back to the present. Is anyone even reading this? One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. Everything is fine. Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. I'm back. It's wrong, I tell you. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) So, we packed everthing up. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. and eat dinner. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. I hope I remember doing this. But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? 4. Obviously, you know this. And I only took the quiz once, too. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Okay. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. Now I'm back again. Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. The longest word entered in most standard English dictionaries is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis with 45 letters. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Pathetic. Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. I accidently cut it with scizzors. And so I'm in deep doo-doo. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? You got me started. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. Today I will be mercifully brief. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. i cannot feel my feet. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. In you, I found love, a friend, a companion, a mother, a role model, a perfect human, in short, you're my total package. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. It didn't. It just doesn't make any sense. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? When I start playing a game, I am on 0. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. I feel special. My entire family is weird. I better go. School has been on for four days now. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. paste . I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. Okay, quote is done. Today's rant is a panic rant. Why are you afraid of little ol' me? But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. Yes. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. That's why it MUST be EVIL! And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Why, because they assume it's better quality. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. But everything else I've said so far is true. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. I forgot it's name. You gots extra money, don't you? Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? I want SOME free time. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. My dad. I'm leavin', for now. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. With our patented "spray". Outside your body. And absolutly NO air-pressure. I'm so very, very tired. maybe the longest text ever. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. I made a virtual pet for it. I sure am. Back to the original topic! Ice cream trucks! Pretty cool, huh? I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. THAT IS ALL. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. These cookies do not store any personal information. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. I know where you are right now!
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